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Hello Kitty Personal Vibrator (now on sale!)

I have a well-documented obsession with all things Hello Kitty or Sanrio, so when the folks at OpenSky tracked down the Hello Kitty vibrator I’ve been coveting for years, I was thrilled to include a dose of her pink adorableness to my e-store. Because really, who better than Sanrio’s most iconic character to act as spokeskitty for healthy sexual attitudes and/or back pain relief*?

For a limited time, use the code “HelloKitty20” for 20 percent off and get the inappropriately phallic creation above for under $30 in my shop. (Coupon expires Friday, March 5th at midnight.)

Know of any other bizarre, wonderful, or bizarrely wonderful Hello Kitty products? Share them in the comments!

* Miss Kitty has dual-purpose uses, but c’mon, you’re not fooling anyone.

I once saw this at a store where the salesman stated, “Hey, grow into your toys, not out of them.”

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