Have you ever watched PSAs from the 1950s? They have delightful music, a narrater, and usually no one talking. I’ve posted a charming menstruation video before, and now I share with you the classic gem “Boys Beware.” You meet Ralph, the sick homosexual who shares a striking resemblance to John Waters, and Jimmy, the silly teenager who doesn’t know any better. Remember, children, “no one ever knows when the homosexual is about.”